KenonCinema plans

 I've promised I'd be back before on this blog and I've gone back on that promise. The main problem has been the combination of having two children and a full-time job. That means there's just not much time for many more hobbies. Even right now, I've had more time than usual to write in this blog because I took a few days off from work. But this time, something feels different. I really do feel a need to "return to my roots", so-to-speak. I do still love movies, but that love had been dormant for awhile, particularly during COVID. But now I'm feeling more comfortable returning to the cinema. Just in the last month or so, I've seen Asteroid City, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning: Part One (mouthful of a title), Barbie, and Oppenheimer. Understand - between March 2020 and May 2023, I think I went to the cinema a total of 5 times. I didn't even get to see Licorice Pizza in theaters. I'd seen every PTA movie in theaters dating back to There Will Be Blood in January 2008. On my way back to Penn State, I made a stop at Princeton University and saw TWBB at the Princeton Garden Theater. It's crazy, there were two movies showing there, TWBB and No Country For Old Men. Man, I wish I just saw both films there. I ended up seeing No Country months later on DVD. Love the movie, but it's not the same experience, as you know.

And that's kinda been the problem these last few years. The cinema is my hub. Going to the cinema is the heart of my movie fandom. I go to the movies and it makes me want to watch more movies at home. But if I can ONLY watch movies at home, I... kinda lose interest? I don't know, maybe my TV isn't big enough. Maybe I don't have a nice enough setup. There's something about ONLY seeing movies at home that just kinda stales the whole experience for me. I need the ability to go to the movie theater. I need that full experience. I talk about it in my Oppenheimer review, but the experience of being totally rapt in a movie is unlike anything else for me. I don't get quite the same experience watching one at home. There's just something too casual about watching movies at home. I'm still able to enjoy it, but it's always going to be a better experience at the theater. That's just how I feel about it. I don't need to see a movie in the theater ALL the time. Just enough to fuel my love for it. So then when I'm home, I want to carry that experience with me by watching more movies. But the longer I go without watching a movie in theaters, the less inclined I feel to pop on a movie at home. It doesn't help that there are a plethora of viewing choices at home that I can make. Too often, these last few years, I'd opt to watch a bunch of dumb Youtube videos instead of watching a movie. Something about committing to something for 90-120 minutes at the end of a long work day... just doesn't feel worth it. But that lackadaisical feeling isn't there if I'm attending the cinema on, at least, a somewhat regular amount. My overall enthusiasm for the art of cinema cuts through any exhaustion I might feel after a long work day. 

So, the fact I've been going to the movies more often is one thing. but I was going to the movies pretty regularly from 2016-2019 and I still wasn't updating the blog. Grad school and starting my 9-5 job played a big part in that. Particularly from 2017 to 2019, I was commuting to work every day and it'd often take 90 minutes to get there and back. So a 9-5 job with a total of three hours commuting. That's 11 hours of my day everyday! I still went to the movies to unwind, but I sure as hell didn't have the energy to write about those movies.

Do I have the energy back? Right now I do. I think I'm getting there. There's a simple pleasure that I'm missing by not updating the blog. I write for a living, but sometimes it's nice to just... write for myself. To say whatever I want however I want. Don't have that kind of power at work, but I would with this blog. I don't think I'll be the kind of reviewer I was in 2010 to 2015. Back then, I think I was trying to be "professional". There's going to be a heavy use of first person in my movie reviews and I want to share more thoughts on the industry and other stray thoughts here and there. 

That brings me to my plans. The title of this blog post is "KenonCinema plans" - so what does that entail?

-    I want to review new releases, like I used to.

-    I also need to catch up on a bunch of movies that I missed between 2020 - the first half of 2023. So I'm gonna go back and watch releases from the last three years and write reviews on them.

-    BTW: no grades on new releases. I don't like grading movies anymore. I'll rank them at the end of the year just to have some perspective on the year in film, but I don't want my entire review to be about the grade I give it. I feel like it diminishes the whole point of writing a review in the first place. Did I like the movie? Read and find out!

-    That said: I also wanna do an overview on notable directors from the last several years. I didn't review any movies from 2016 to 2019 and a way to cover that is to go back and do an overview of directors like Fincher, PTA, Greta Gerwig, etc... Now the onus is gonna be on me to go back and watch these directors older movies. I also want to catch up on some newer directors like Ari Aster. I only saw Midsommar from him, which I liked a lot. I'd also love to watch all of Bong Joon-ho's films and, for some reason, I've never watched a single Hirokazu Kore-eda film. There's a few directors like that where I really wanna dive into their filmography and write about them, so I definitely want to do a regular feature like that on this blog. And, when I do these overviews, I will grade those films since I'll have a bit more perspective on a lot of their movies and I can rank their movies and determine which of their movies I liked best. A director, like Kore-eda, maybe I'd refrain from grading since I haven't seen any of his films, but others, like Wes Anderson? I actually did a blog post on Wes Anderson ten years ago or so, it'd be nice to revisit that topic.

-    ...should I get into video content? Podcasting? I briefly had a podcast from 2014 to 2016 called The Long Take Movie Podcast, I don't know if I'd revive that, but I may start making videos on Youtube. I have no audience for this blog. Like, none. Zip. Nada. It'd be nice to have, at least, a small following. I'm basically writing this long blog post to myself. When I debated about coming back to kenoncinema, one thought I had was... there are a lot of shitty "film critics" who have big platforms. Why not me? I actually studied film in college, I have a Master's in screenwriting, I've reviewed hundreds of movies, I've contributed for The Playlist for several years, I've written screenplays, I made a no-budget feature film and a few more short films. I feel like I have a pretty solid-ass background and I'm older and wiser now that I'm in my mid-30s. This is starting to sound like a bit snobby, but that's another thing: I'm totally not that guy. I generally hate myself! Ok, not really, but... generally speaking, I have self-loathing tendencies. I've curbed those tendencies as soon as I became a dad, but there's still there, deep down. I don't take myself all that seriously, but that's been kinda the problem. There's a balance. For too long, I haven't taken myself seriously enough (which is why I stopped writing all together: a crippling sense of self-doubt). So, I'm trying to reach that balance of making well-written reviews and engaging video content, while also not making it seem like I know more than anyone else. Anyway, I got off-track. I think I wanna make video content. I may start a Youtube channel in the hopes that people will visit this site. Maybe podcasting will soon follow, we'll see, but for now, I'm just trying to gain some semblance of a following. If it's ten people, that's enough. I'm getting too old to be writing and not getting any eyeballs on what I wrote. I'm also confident enough to know that I'm at least a decent writer. 

I'm thinking of making a video component to the "director overview" segment I want to do. I think I want to call it "Director Progress Report" or something, where I talk about a director's filmography and give them a grade. Another idea I have is called "Was that bait?" Basically, I talk about a movie released in the last 15-20 years and debate whether the movie was pure Oscar bait. I'll get into that idea at a later date, I've had that idea for like 2 years and have done nothing with it. Lastly, for the youtube page - brief, instant-reaction reviews. Like 1 minute reviews designed for Youtube shorts. It'd just be a plain ol' shot of my face giving my opinion.

I'm a bit nervous about doing a youtube page. It feels late in the game for me, right? Like, it's 2023, can I really get a following going that route? I don't know, but right now I have 0 followers so, gotta start somewhere.

One last idea: I kinda want to dive into my ol' blu-ray/DVD collection. Some of those movies I haven't even watched yet, somehow. Some I haven't watched in over a decade. I wanna break out the ol' collection and give my thoughts on the movie and maybe the blu-ray/DVD and the features. I don't know... everyone streams these days and it'd be nice to make some content on the giant collection I have that's just sitting on the top shelf of my closet gathering dust.

These are a lot of ideas. I'm gonna start slow for now, but that's just where my thought process is for now. I'll keep trying to update this blog on a regular basis and implement some of the above ideas along the way. That's all for now! Good night.

Oppenheimer review

 

The greatest thing about the movies, for me, is the feeling of awe I get when I'm forced to reckon with a truly great film. A film that challenges, spellbinds, confounds, and overwhelms me. A film that doesn't leave my mind hours after watching it and makes me speechless. No other art-form does that for me, especially now that I'm in my mid-30s. As you get older, you can feel jaded. Great cinema makes me feel like a kid again. There's nothing like it. and too often I forget just how powerful a film can be for me until one day, I sit down at the cinema and it happens all over again: pure joy. I can't find that kind of joy anywhere else. Being a husband and father? Sure, there's a lot of joy in that, but I find that fatherhood is more rewarding, the more I put into it. I have to work to find joy. With cinema, it almost feels like stealing. I'm just sitting in my seat watching a collective of dozens of artists making something special. Yeah, I spent money for that experience, but you don't always get that kind of experience with every movie. It doesn't happen every time. That's why, when it does happen, it really does bowl me over. "Oh yeah, I love movies!" I say to myself. Sometimes it's nice to get that kind of reminder every once in awhile.

With Oppenheimer, what writer/director Christopher Nolan pulled off is nothing short of a miracle. Think about what it is for a second. It's a 3-hour biopic! We've had biopics on famous scientists before (remember Theory of Everything? Imitation Game?), but none felt as BIG as this movie did. Somehow Nolan took Oppenheimer's life and work during the Manhattan Project and turned it into a major summer blockbuster. And while it does have a big, "bomb"-bastic sequence with the Trinity bomb test, a large majority of the film is just people in rooms talking. And yet, the frenetic pacing, the intensity of the soundtrack, the intricate sound design in general, the switch between black-and-white and color, and the incredible performances from a cast that's really an embarrassment of riches --- it all helped to amplify what was happening on screen. Every moment felt vital and I was hooked from the jump.

Oppenheimer is framed around two events: the interrogation of Oppenheimer in 1954 by the FBI and a Senate confirmation hearing for the Secretary of Commerce. From there, we dive into two separate timelines: 1) Oppenheimer's rise through the ranks, going from student to professor to director of the Manhattan Project 2) Oppenheimer's relationship and history with Lewis Strauss, the man who was appointed by Eisenhower to become Secretary of Commerce. The first timeline is in color; the second one is in black and white. Eventually these timelines collide and we come to find out how they link with each other.

I don't want to get much deeper into plot details. But what I will say is, when you read the above paragraph, it doesn't exactly sound all THAT "thrilling," right? In lesser hands, this movie would be "just another biopic" (remember Theory of Everything? Imitation Game?) and yet, it's filled to the brim with energy and is pure cinema from start to finish. Nolan uses all the cinematic tools at his disposal to make a truly immersive experience. By the end, I didn't even know what to say. Hell, I barely know what to say right now. I'm still in awe of what I just saw. Lately, I've been up and down on Nolan. I loved all his work in the 2000s all the way to Inception. After that? Dark Knight Rises and Interstellar were... decent. Dunkirk was amazing. Tenet was... ok. So here we are with Oppenheimer and... holy fucking shit! I've always been in the camp of referring to Memento as his best film, even after all the major blockbusters he's made since, there's something so original and clever about that movie. Well, he just may have topped it. 

Cillian Murphy's performance as Oppenheimer had the perfect light touch. It wasn't bombastic, he wasn't loud, yet he still carried gravitas. You could believe this man was a great theoretical physicist AND a celebrity. Moreover, Murphy nailed the constant inner conflict this man must've felt knowing his impact on the world. Basically, Oppenheimer is a very layered, complicated character and Murphy nailed all the nuances a performance like that needs. 

Robert Downey Jr. definitely got the "showier" performance playing Lewis Strauss. Man, I've heard some complain about the final hour and I'm completely confused as to how anyone could not be blown away but what is basically the Robert Downey Jr. show during the final act. We finally got to see RDJ really sink his teeth into a role that isn't Iron Man. How long has it been since he played someone this smarmy? A guy who makes you wanna punch him in the face? And when it's found out the kind of man Strauss really was, Downey Jr. leans into it and it's so very satisfying. 

I could spend all day talking about other performances, whether it's Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, Emily Blunt as Kitty Oppenheimer, or what about Florence Pugh? What about Benny Safdie?? Matt Damon as General Leslie Groves? The cast list just goes on. To me, Oppenheimer is Christopher Nolan's JFK. It's an obsessive look at a period of history with an editing style that's sometimes disorienting. But also, JFK had pretty much every important actor from 1991 appear in that movie. Oppenheimer is like that too. Just a ridiculous cast, which Nolan uses as a secret weapon. The constant surprise appearances from various famous actors kept me guessing and it was like a trick. Oh, Rami Malek is in the background of this scene? Oh, that character must be important, I'm gonna remember his face. Then you have an actor like Josh Hartnett show up and it's like, shit, when's the last time I've even seen Hartnett? And he gets to have a meaty role in this movie? Especially in light of the SAG-AFTRA strike, there's something gratifying seeing all these actors bring their A-game to this movie. 

I wish I could dig deeper into the cinematography and editing, but I was so immersed with the story and characters that it's going to require a second viewing to get into all that. I'll just leave you with some thoughts about what I feel the movie means thematically. Nolan has been pretty upfront about how he views the main character and the movie, in general, that this is meant to be a cautionary tale. I definitely got that impression, walking away from the movie. Oppenheimer was a very complicated man. That Time magazine cover hailing him as "the father of the atomic bomb"... yeesh. Knowing the sheer amount of damage and destruction that bomb did to two cities in Japan, that's not exactly a title one could be proud of, and yet that bomb was a culmination of a life's work. Everything that Oppenheimer was building towards in his career lead to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The interrogations that followed from the FBI and Oppenheimer's unwillingness to really fight back the charges that were levied against him (despite his wife pleading for him to grow a pair), it speaks to the guilt he was experiencing and the martyrdom he felt necessary to indulge in.

All the renown scientists portrayed in the movie, whether it's the title character, Einstein, Niels Bohr, etc... it's crazy to think they spent their whole lives knee-deep in "theory". Oppenheimer, to me, shows the dangers of what could happen when theory can be put into practice. When great minds can be used as weapons. How the H-bomb could be concocted in a room full of scientists spouting theories back and forth. It's exhilarating to see these great minds at the top of their game in the moment, but then we soon see what can happen when these scientific achievements can get to the wrong hands.

There's a naïveté about Oppenheimer that's heart-breaking. Throughout the movie he talks about how he feels the creation of the atom bomb could be the key to ending all wars, yet we know that its creation and use would, instead, set the stage for a decades-long Cold War between the US and the Soviets. Threats of nuclear holocaust would dominate people's lives for several decades to follow. To think, all that started in those rooms in that makeshift city of Los Alamos, New Mexico.

And again, I'm not quite sure how Nolan did it. I'm not sure how he was able to take all this material and make it feel like a summer blockbuster despite there being no action set-pieces or CGI. This movie has more in common with A Few Good Men than The Avengers, but I think it's good to have a reminder that you don't need explosions to make a blockbuster movie. A great script, a collection of great actors, and a director using a wide array of cinematic tools---that's really all you need. Oppenheimer was worried about a chain reaction that could happen if an atomic bomb was detonated ---- could it destroy the world? Well what about the atomic bomb that is this movie? Could it set a chain reaction of more great big budget films to follow? We can only hope.

Why I Stopped Writing (And Why I'm Trying Again). Also a brief Barbie movie review?

I've been writing, to some degree, since I was 5 years old. Back then I was writing songs under the stage name Johnny Gutts. I don't remember all the songs I wrote but I do know one of the songs I made was called "Football" and the song started with me shouting "I have boobs!" I don't know what I was going for, but then again... I was 5. Also, why was I saying 'boobs' at 5 years old? Who taught me how to say that?

Through my adolescence, I was still writing songs. Sometimes I'd just write song lyrics. Pages and pages of song lyrics. I'd invent bands, invent their discography, come up with a track list full of made-up song titles, and then I'd write lyrics for each of the songs. I remember one of the band names I came up with was called Braindead. Another was called Soup. All the bands were either signed to Geffen Records or Interscope. I'd draw a CD case, put the track list on the back of the "case" and add a little Geffen or Interscope logo at the bottom, since a lot of my favorite bands at the time were signed to those record labels.

I spent hours writing as a kid. I say this as an old man lamenting on how my son seemingly only ever plays video games in his spare time. I could cut down on the amount of time he spends playing games, but the thing is, I also played video games back in the '90s. Tons of 'em! But I still spent a lot of time listening to music, making up bands, and writing song lyrics. I don't want to force my kids to try to do the things I did. They're doing the things they do. I could probably do more to inspire my son to want to do other things. Maybe that's something I need to get better at. I'm coming to that realization in real time, as I write this. Wow! What a breakthrough.

Something happened in high school. I think the catalyst was actually trying to start bands at that time. My attempts were mostly unsuccessful. The one band I did manage to form broke up within a month. In that month, I wrote like 80 songs for the band, but I only shared, like, 2 with my friend and we broke up before we explored anything. Thing is, I was really frickin' prolific at the time. I'm not trying to brag, it was just reality. In general, I had several notebooks full of lyrics and a multitude of song ideas. I still have song ideas buried in my head and now that I'm in my mid-30s, I wonder if there will ever be an outlet for me to get them out. I don't know. I'm not too old to form a band, am I?

I think the unsuccessful attempts at forming a band kinda shifted me away from writing song lyrics. Also, my growing interest in movies. By the age of 16, I had transitioned from an avid music head to a budding cinephile. Summer of 2004 - I wrote my first ever screenplay. A 135-page script titled "Dick Travis", which was about the trials and tribulations about a fictional actor. I really don't know where the story came from, but the script was definitely inspired by the likes of Quentin Tarantino. It was broken up into multiple chapters and I shifted the film's POV at various points.

Concurrently, I had started my first blog. It was actually in March 2004 where I started up a livejournal. I was 16, a junior in HS, and I was a very angry teen. I'm not going to link the livejournal here (it still exists) because I'm not proud of certain things I wrote on there, but if someone found it, so be it. Yeah, I said some dumb shit when I was a teenager. I used the word "gay" to describe things that were lame. Embarrassing stuff like that. I guess in some ways it's interesting to see how I evolved over time, but overall, if you wanna find my livejournal, you're gonna have to search for it. I'm just a bit too ashamed to share it.

My point though, is that the blog and the interest in movies carried over for the rest of the decade. But I never considered myself a "writer". When I got into Penn State, the goal was to make movies. Unfortunately, two years into being a student, my application to become a film major was rejected and I ended up getting a degree in Media Studies. A degree which really didn't help me all that much. I wish I put more thought into a back-up plan. Or, better yet, maybe they could've just accepted my application. Part of my application package included a ten-page script that got an A+ in my one film class, and yet, I guess that wasn't enough. I probably should've submitted a short film or something, but the one I made for that film class was... uh, not very good. 

The fact that my script got an A+ should've told me something. When I took a creative writing class the fall of 2006 (my sophomore year) and I ended up getting an A and my professor gave me high marks on the short stories I wrote, that should've been a signal to me as well! It wasn't. I was still, in the back of my head, thinking I was going to make movies. Not that being a writer and being a filmmaker were diametrically opposed. It's just funny because I was still writing. At that time, I was writing blogs and screenplays all through college. But I never considered myself a writer, nor did I think writing was something I could do professionally.

After I graduated college, I stuck around in the State College, PA area for a few years while I waited for my now-wife to graduate. Those two years I stayed in State College, I started up this blog, KenonCinema, and I continued writing screenplays. I eventually wrote a movie called "Roommates", which I turned into a no-budget feature film with the help of strangers I met through Craigslist. The movie took a long time to make and I was using really lousy equipment. It ended up not coming out all too great. I remember a conversation I had with someone who was interested in being the cinematographer for my movie. He had a Canon 7D camera, which would've definitely made my movie look better, but he wasn't interested in making a feature film. "Why don't you make short films?" he asked. Yeah, why didn't I? ...I don't fucking know. I was so gung ho about making a shitty feature-length film, I probably could've made much better short films and I would've gotten somewhere. Instead, my feature-length film came out shitty and I couldn't use it to help my career. Fuck!

Still, I was keeping up with this blog the entire time. This blog was rather active circa 2010-2012. By summer of 2011, I moved to Brooklyn, NY with my significant other and we got married. I mentioned it in a blog a year ago, but I eventually was able to use my work on this blog as a way to write about movies for different websites. I wrote for The Playlist, whatculture, and very briefly wrote for another website but I can't remember its name. 

Let me fast forward a bit. I had my first child in September of 2013 and we moved to Southern California in the summer of 2014. I got accepted to Chapman University as a screenwriting grad in the Fall of 2015 and that's when I stopped blogging. Before I stopped blogging, I was finally getting paid gigs to write for The Playlist. They'd have me go to Q&As for film screenings that were happening in Los Angeles. I'd write an introduction to the Q&A, then I'd transcribe the Q&A. The highlight was when writer/director Rian Johnson re-tweeted a Q&A he was involved in that I transcribed. Oh my god, Rian Johnson read something I wrote! 

But yeah, I did stop blogging gradually. And I did stop writing for The Playlist. Oh, the website I forgot was called wegotthiscovered.com. Very briefly, like a month, I wrote for that site, but I was just way too busy being a dad to write for 3 different websites so eventually I quietly quit. Going to Chapman University, I fully immersed myself back into the world of screenwriting. I finally came to terms with the fact that... maybe I wasn't a filmmaker, but a writer. A screenwriter. The written word always seemed to be my strongpoint. I wrote several screenplays, I even made a pilot for a web series (which I think turned out well and is definitely my best work as a "filmmaker"). But ever since I graduated Chapman and got a full-time job working as an audio describer, my writing/screenwriting career had gradually come to a halt. And remember, I had already stopped blogging at this point. I had poured all my energy as a writer into my 9-5 job, where I was writing 40 hours a week, mind you. By the time I was done at 5, I didn't have the mental energy to spend on writing anything else. I still tried. I've written a few pilots and one or two screenplays, but I graduated Chapman in 2017. It's 2023. I'm almost 36 years old. What the hell am I doing? 

But there's another factor in this whole thing. The pandemic, black lives matter, the Me Too movement----all these things contributed to this mindset I had where, even if I wanted to write, what did I want to say? What did I have to say about the movies I watched? What about the stories I had in my head? Did I just want to write about white guys and their problems? I mean, that wasn't exactly that kind of stories I was writing, not always. Ok, sometimes. But my point is, by the summer of 2020, I really started to think about these things. What was it that I wanted to say, at this point? Did I have any value as a writer, beyond the job that I had? Do I have an interesting voice? My blog never got any readers. My screenplays weren't being read. I don't have a big social media following. Where was this going? 

Sometimes I'd get a dash of inspiration and all-of-a-sudden the prolific writer inside me would come up and - voila! - I wrote 30 pages in a day. But between those moments were just months of inaction. Not just laziness, although maybe that had something to do with it. There was something more profound - I didn't think I had anything interesting to say. So, I decided what I should do instead was listen. 

For the last three years, I just tried to take everything in. All the problems, the outrage, the anger --- all of that which has been simmering in our society these last few years, especially since my second child had been born during this time, I felt it was better to just take it all in and listen. Really listen and understand what was being said around me before I felt the need to spout my own opinion. 

Now, I don't know. I feel like maybe I'm ready to just write again. Write for myself, or hopefully, write with an audience reading me. I always felt a strength of this blog, Kenoncinema, was I tried to keep knee-jerk reactions to a minimum. I try to be honest in my approach to writing film reviews, but I also try to consider the thoughts and opinions of everyone around me. What can I add to the discourse? I hope, I can add levelheaded-ness. Film discourse can be really toxic. Every big release has to have a degree of outrage surrounding it. I don't want to be a part of that. I want to listen and I want to understand where outraged people are coming from. Hey, maybe they have a point. But, I hope I can approach topics with a measured perspective. Would that be interesting to read? I guess we'll find out.

That brings me to Barbie. Holy shit this blog post isn't over. 

Greta Gerwig kicked off her directorial career with Ladybird in 2017. It's a shame I wasn't blogging at the time because, not only was that movie my favorite of 2017, it'd probably still be in my top 10 of the 2010s. What I loved about that movie was how brisk the pace was. The writing was sharp and witty. I'm basing this off memory, it's been awhile since I watched it, but I remember it having a formal structure as well. There was a balance between having a formal structure mixed with an off-beat sense of humor and the movie just moved at a breakneck pace. It was character-driven. Lots of details. It was also very personal. Personal, but accessible. Having been familiar with Gerwig up to that point, I was surprised with just how not-mumblecore the movie was. Technically her directorial debut was Nights and Weekends, which she co-directed with Joe Swanberg, who was one of the heads of the mumblecore movement. To go from that to Ladybird ten years later - the growth and the leap she took as an artist was just staggering.

And then there's Little Women. Look, I consider myself a pretty open-minded, progressive guy (uh oh...), but I never thought I'd ever be excited about a Little Women adaptation. I vaguely remember the 1994 version being on TV back in the day and it never drew me in. I was also a boy who liked sports and fart jokes. So, I was never going to embrace the 1994 film. But, circa 2018/2019, when I found out Greta Gerwig was making a Little Women adaptation, I was definitely curious what she could bring to the material. All this to say, I was absolutely floored with the 2019 adaptation. Blown away. The way she goes back and forth in time and the overall energy that movie contains drew me in from the beginning. The performances are fantastic. But more than that, the whole thing felt effortless. It didn't feel like a stretch of Gerwig's artistic abilities. Coming out of that movie, I couldn't help but think, "Is there anything she can't do?"

Nearly a week after seeing Barbie, I still don't know the answer to that question because... she fucking nailed it. What struck me was just how different Barbie is visually and stylistically to her previous two films. And also just how goofy, funny, and irreverent it was. Lady Bird has funny moments. Barbie is downright goofy and I loved every minute of it. I can't believe people (angry men, the GOP) came away angry after seeing the movie. Yeah, it has a lot on its mind. Yes, it's very open and upfront about its feelings about how women are treated in the real world, but it's also funny and it doesn't take itself too seriously. So if the movie doesn't take itself too seriously and it rags on the patriarchy for a small chunk of the movie, why do certain men have to have a stick up their ass about it? Fucking relax.

It's funny and subversive. Margot Robbie is literally perfect as the "stereotypical Barbie" and Ryan Gosling just kills it as Ken. Absolutely slays. It's simply a good time at the movies, but also, it does have a lot of substance. It does have a message. And during those moments I just went back to what I'd been doing the last 3 years - I listened. I took it in. Look, it's a weird fucking time. I just don't feel the need to inst-react to every fucking thing that happens in the world, including a movie. But you know what, the movie very eloquently makes its point and I totally get where it's coming from. I get that it can be difficult and nearly impossible to be a woman in the modern world. And as evidenced by how men, at least on the internet, have reacted to the movie, it's clear we have a long way to go in this society, no matter how much it feels like we've moved forward.

I write all that about Barbie and that long autobiographical preface to say this: I think why I want to try writing again is because I think my sane, white male cisgender voice could actually be worthy voicing? I don't know if I'll come away from every movie with the most progressive viewpoint. But honestly, when I watch a movie, I don't really think about its politics unless the politics are as upfront as they are in Barbie. I don't feel the need to shoehorn my political beliefs into every topic. If the time comes, however, where a political discussion must be had, I hope I can at least approach it in a levelheaded away and we can just... fucking talk. Like people. I don't know, is there any value in that? If not, maybe I should stop writing after all. But for now, I'm thinking I'm back